biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thegayestofagendas:

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

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i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

(via artichoke-that-ghost)

sourdoughnibblers:

comickit:

honeyedteeth:

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

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worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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puckconnolly:

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

(via artichoke-that-ghost)

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of 

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brigwife:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

(via peace-tea-cyanide)

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(Source: shrugging, via hotboyproblems)

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

(via hotboyproblems)

coral:

You make me happy in a way no one else can.

I choose you, and i’ll choose you over and over and over, without pause.

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